catching up with old school gays…gossipin bout other gays…thankful for the gay i have become. then cabbed home…and heard crude jokes about sarah palin being banged by wildebeests or some shit…but the driver was funny and hated conservatives…so i’ll take it.
open mic type thing at a gay bar…i’m not a bigot or nothin, but you know…YOU KNOW you are a lispy lady. All i’m saying is, if you want to be a singer…and really make money from it…then don’t be offended if someone suggests a speech therapist. it’s constructive criticism.
me: you better have on your hard shell on whiskey night. just in case it turns to you. but i’ll try to be nice. oh god i hope i don’t cry.
Tony: oh my god if you do i know how to make shit go in slow motion. imagine…darcy’s cry face…in slow mo. loves it! me: hahahahha i’d be horrified. but for the sake of good TV. i’ll do ANYTHING p.s. just read your message on FB…gina is so sweet! she should help us figure out our website! Tony: duh.reach out to her.you know,girl power or something me: oh my god. you’re a ridiculous human being. she’s obviously contacting YOU for a reason tony Tony: sure. i’m awesome. but if she was looking to speak with someone on her strength level that would be you me: you mean literate? Tony: oh um wow i know words you know…the short ones me: hahaha! it’s true! you’re smart. in your own backwoods central IL way.you really proved your knowledge of gay sex on our last episode Tony: buahahaha. its’ what i bring to the table me: you better bring a nice tablescape too! we count on the gays for that shit!
Be looking out for “a shot” of knee deep on November 28th. 3 - 5 minutes of drunken gold, i hear we will be drinking whiskey. I don’t much care for whiskey, but with all the bottles that darcy stashes in her car, purse, and person i should only have to cough up money for the mixers! Get your questions in www.kneedeepinabottle.tumbler.com. Should be fun!
to submit questions visit our tumblr page and click “ask me anything.” for all of you really sick fuckers, you will now have the option to mark your submissions as anonymous…maybe a better approach…darcy gets a bit chatty after a couple of cocktails, hate for her to spill your beans all over the Roscoe’s floor.