TONY…you love rape…you love it…you love rape long time… DARCY…haha i don’t really. i’m so afraid of it…and i deal with my fear by laughing… TONY…and not wearing underwear.
my holiday in a nutshell.
laughs booze drugs coffee laughs food racism embarrassment laughs home. T
One of my favorite things about being single? I never have to wake up in the morning filled with regret because I called my man another dude’s name when I was drunk. *whiskey/Lone Star* -Lady D
Person: my daughter was in the paper. Tony: what was she arrested for? Person: she got a 4.0. Tony: is that what she blew? *mixing all kinds of shit* T
catching up with old school gays…gossipin bout other gays…thankful for the gay i have become. then cabbed home…and heard crude jokes about sarah palin being banged by wildebeests or some shit…but the driver was funny and hated conservatives…so i’ll take it. *vodka/water* T
Darcy : guuurrrrll you need some male attention so you can talk about raping them instead of me it’s starting to get weird. Tony: buaahahaha i’m only raping you for your ovaries get over yourself.
perhaps lady marmalade wasn't the best choice...
open mic type thing at a gay bar…i’m not a bigot or nothin, but you know…YOU KNOW you are a lispy lady. All i’m saying is, if you want to be a singer…and really make money from it…then don’t be offended if someone suggests a speech therapist. it’s constructive criticism. *Sweet Tea Vodka and Water* T
me: you better have on your hard shell on whiskey night. just in case it turns to you. but i’ll try to be nice. oh god i hope i don’t cry. Tony: oh my god if you do i know how to make shit go in slow motion. imagine…darcy’s cry face…in slow mo. loves it! me: hahahahha i’d be horrified. but for the sake of good TV. i’ll do ANYTHING p.s. just read...
A Shot of Knee Deep.
Be looking out for “a shot” of knee deep on November 28th. 3 - 5 minutes of drunken gold, i hear we will be drinking whiskey. I don’t much care for whiskey, but with all the bottles that darcy stashes in her car, purse, and person i should only have to cough up money for the mixers! Get your questions in www.kneedeepinabottle.tumbler.com. Should be fun! T
quick and anonymous...
Hey Everyone! to submit questions visit our tumblr page and click “ask me anything.” for all of you really sick fuckers, you will now have the option to mark your submissions as anonymous…maybe a better approach…darcy gets a bit chatty after a couple of cocktails, hate for her to spill your beans all over the Roscoe’s floor. kneedeepinabottle.tumblr.com T.
Hi! I’m Darcy. And I have trouble hiding my emotions. And this is my friend Tony, he has trouble hiding his racism. We make a great pair.