Sure hope you are having fun blowing out all of those candles you old bastard. naw…i’m just playin. hey, listen…in case you were listening…hope that you weren’t disturbed by the drunk pool side conversations about DP, anal, enemas, swinging, finger cuffs, and strapless strap ons…tequila brings out the worst in darcy.
Darcy and I will be tempting fate by going to an all inclusive to celebrate a nice secular christmas. If we don’t die of alcohol poisoning on the first day or two we will be doing a “south of the border” Knee Deep…get your questions and comments in soon!
Epidsode III of Knee Deep is being taped THIS FRIDAY! did your butt just clench a little? cause mine did. get your questions in, and if anyone has ideas of different cocktails we can feature in up coming shows let us know…
and as always…thank you for your support…we really do deserve it.
Dearest Tony (and everyone else on these here interwebs that decides to read this lame ass bullshit),
Although you’ve decided that because it’s your special day you’re going to be a total asshole and hurt my feelings consistently over gchat, I still realize I wouldn’t be half the lady I am today without you. I decided to take some time (while I’m supposed to be working but you keep fucking bothering me to make you a tribute cause you’re an ego-maniac) and really think about why I love you. So, I’ve made a list. You should have someone read it to you, I know sometimes big 4 letter words can be hard for you.
I would be sober more often.
I would be kind to animals and children.
I would make less offensive jokes.
I would have a family that could look me in they eye.
I’m belligerent 6 out of 7 days.
I get in screaming matches at Taco places and ditch my roommate after I’ve promised I wouldn’t.
I have an endless supply of racist jokes.
I have a family that is very concerned you might actually rape me.
There it is. The pros and cons. All laid out. And after the last 30 seconds of analyzing I know I will never be able to give you up. Like my addiction to crack, you’ll be next to me until the grave. In all reality you’ll probably kill me quicker than that yellow shit can. God I love you. Happy Birthday to my brother from another mother. Now let’s get drunk and try not to puke on each other.
Drink suggestion for your Christmas special: Tequila w/ a nasty worm in it!
( duhh your in Mexico )
Question: Tony: Have you ever had a sexual experience with a woman?
Request: Tony: Your the best one!! Yeah!! Tell us another funny story about your youth.
to all the bigoted religious institutions out there. you are more than welcome to hate homos and the extremely SEXY way they do “the deed”…that is fine. you can also refuse these homos the right to be civilly unionized in you your churches. but if you are going to deny tax paying people the right to make the biggest mistake of their lives in your churches…then you should lose your tax exemption status. like it or not assholes…you have been taking gay money for ions…and it is time for that to stop. when you start paying your own fucking taxes…then perhaps you won’t be sued by a queer every time you tell them that they are lesser people than you. now look…you got me all worked up…at 8:30am…i need a drink.