December 2010
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A letter to Jesus...on his birthday...
Dear Jesus,
Sure hope you are having fun blowing out all of those candles you old bastard. naw…i’m just playin. hey, listen…in case you were listening…hope that you weren’t disturbed by the drunk pool side conversations about DP, anal, enemas, swinging, finger cuffs, and strapless strap ons…tequila brings out the worst in darcy.
Love,
Knee Deep
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TIME IS RUNNING OUT...
Darcy and I will be tempting fate by going to an all inclusive to celebrate a nice secular christmas. If we don’t die of alcohol poisoning on the first day or two we will be doing a “south of the border” Knee Deep…get your questions and comments in soon!
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real friendships are abusive ones...
Me: but you are my bitch…and you do no wrong in my eyes.
Darcy: AAAAAAHHHH TONY! i don’t know how to feel when you’re nice to me.
Me: then just shut up and take the compliment whore…and then wait for the other shoe to drop…
Darcy: hahahhahaaha! love you!
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You are in luck!
Epidsode III of Knee Deep is being taped THIS FRIDAY! did your butt just clench a little? cause mine did. get your questions in, and if anyone has ideas of different cocktails we can feature in up coming shows let us know…
and as always…thank you for your support…we really do deserve it.
T & Lady D
To my main squeeze, on his day of birth
Dearest Tony (and everyone else on these here interwebs that decides to read this lame ass bullshit),
Although you’ve decided that because it’s your special day you’re going to be a total asshole and hurt my feelings consistently over gchat, I still realize I wouldn’t be half the lady I am today without you. I decided to take some time (while I’m supposed to be...
Anonymous asked: Drink suggestion for your Christmas special: Tequila w/ a nasty worm in it!
( duhh your in Mexico )
Question: Tony: Have you ever had a sexual experience with a woman?
Request: Tony: Your the best one!! Yeah!! Tell us another funny story about your youth.
( duhh your in Mexico )
Question: Tony: Have you ever had a sexual experience with a woman?
Request: Tony: Your the best one!! Yeah!! Tell us another funny story about your youth.
ranting for the gays!
to all the bigoted religious institutions out there. you are more than welcome to hate homos and the extremely SEXY way they do “the deed”…that is fine. you can also refuse these homos the right to be civilly unionized in you your churches. but if you are going to deny tax paying people the right to make the biggest mistake of their lives in your churches…then you should...
it's only a problem if you aren't drinking it...
TONY: whiskey is no remedy. It delays the sick but does not cure, just saying. Booze Hound.
DARCY: I don’t think you’re drinking it right. Vodka slut.
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