DARCY: I QUIT!
TONY: Meaning? You quit me? your life? your job? smoking? drinking? blacking out? hating jews?
DARCY: I quit you! ya gonna miss me? I’m turning over a new leaf. No more tall dark dudes in my life.
TONY: Well, then I demand compensation for my time.
DARCY: I’ve given you a lifetime of laughs…
TONY: A lifetime? Shit I don’t even expect to live that long and that statement ain’t true.
DARCY: I need to find myself!
TONY: You’re probably at the bar…did you look there yet?
for more shots of Knee Deep!
since darcy is a hot mess and needed time to get her life “in order” keeping all you folks entertained falls to me. so in the next couple of weeks you will be seeing some never before seen “shots” from our Magic Hat episode as well as our fabulous Mexican holiday episode.
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Darcy: I miss the tequila.
Darcy: Fuck you Tony.
Tony: Wow. I think you need a meeting.
Darcy: A meeting? Like AA? Been there…done that. So, fuck you Tony.
Tony: Don’t take your booze aggression out on me Bitch. I’ll beat you with my cool arm.
Darcy: God. Now I’m actually scared. You spelled aggression correctly.